Hey World,

   Wow I really for got all about you. I'm so sorry. Hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive a love-sick fool. Thats right your favorite story teller of all time has found love. Real real love, not stupid kiddy love ( I hope). I wont go into the details but i will tell you she's a real cutey!!! well umm, i gotta go back to my life on myspace so yeah. See ya later world.

Hey World,

How ya been? Good I hope. Wow I had a wild weekend. Unfortenetly I can't go through it with you cause I did some things that I probably shouldn't have. SO, lets leave it at that. Adieu   

Hey World,

   How are you? Good I hope. Somebody called me a bro today. I was so shocked!(for those of you who don't know, bro's are those crazy white people with lifted trucks, lip rings, and ride alot of quads and dirt bikes. And they also where clothing like skin industries and famous stars and straps). I took one look at the guy who said it, saw that I had never net him before in my life( he looked like a freshmen though), and punched him in the face. Now i'm no doctor but blood started spewing from his nose so i'm preetty sure that I broke it. And on top of that he fell back so hard I think he might of hit his head. Then after he got up and plugged his nose, I told him if he ever called me a bro ever again I wouldn't stop at just breaking his nose. He ran off so fast that that he forgot his backpack. Any way later that day he came up to me with a bunch of his buddies (who I assume were also freshmen judging by there size). He told me that I was going to pay for what I did. I laughed silently to myself and started laughing harder when I dropped my backpack on the ground and they all flinched. It was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. Five half-pint freshmen boys, most of which looked like they didn't know the first thing about fighting, all looking at me like they were gonna do something. It was hilarious. Considering the fact that It was already almost five and almost everyone had left the school, I figured sure, why the hell not. So I did what I do best (well second best) I thought those punks not to mess with me. After the first two dropped like flies the other three were so scared they couldn't move. So three good well placed hits to the solarplex, and they went down faster then jenna jameson in a porn flick. It wasn't a great fight, It was to one sided and knida boring for me, but it did bring back memories of the glory days. When I was the guy that everyone knew and wanted to have in their corner. It was my first fight in a long while actually. It made me miss my old title, "big guy". Its what my buddies used to call me. Anyways, its time for me to stop day dream or i'll probably bring something I don't want to remember. So with that in mind world, Adieu.

Hey World,

   How ya been? Good I hope. I've been alright i guess. I got invited to a friends party this weekend and she said that she's gonna have some choice alchol, so I'm planning on making an appearance. I've become quite fond of these weekends that I've been having. Even though I can't remember them quite clearly (by that, i mean not at all). I'm looking forward to this weekend but I feel bad cause it means that I gotta ditch my other friends this weekend. At least I'll have a good time. I'm also, if you care, looking for a new date to go to homecoming. My last date decided to go to a cotten mouth kings concert instead of going to homecoming with me (sigh). SO I need a new date. So if you happen to go to Los Osos look for me. I'll be the best dressed guy on campus. Anyways it's time for me to go world. Adieu.

Hey World,

   How ya been? Good I hope. I have a question that I wish adress to all the male, and female readers. Ladies I put you second because of the fact that my inquirey is about you. What goes on in the mind's of women. Is it some complicated, over developed computerized inner workings designed to throw men off? Is it that all women are seceretly plotting for the overthrow of Earth and the extinction of men? Or is it simply the fact that women are confused abou what they want. The reason I ask this is because I truely wonder what is going on in their brains.(not to bad mouth you ladies but it gets alittle irritating for men). If you read my previous entry, you found out that I asked out the girl of my dreams to homecoming. But today and yesterday the girl of my dreams has seemed somewhat distant towards me. It leads me to believe that mabey it was the alchol talking that night and not her. But still when I talk to her, i feel as if though I were a magnet and I'm being pushed away from her.(sigh). She made me promise not to forget that I asked her and I kept that promise even after a great deal of alchol. It just seems so strange to me. Mabey I'll just go drink myself into a hole and then mabey I'll be happy. Eh, who knows. Well then world, Adieu.